i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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