sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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