"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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