This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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