You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
