margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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