wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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