can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize