Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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