I heard we made out
look no pants
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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