Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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