Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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