Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
