threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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