either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My cat gives me a boner
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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