your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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