you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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