He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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