He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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