the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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