Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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