If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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