So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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