I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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