where am i from again
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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