a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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