i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He did a backflip because drugs
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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