Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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