can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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