I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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