But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i love accidental penises.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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