Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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