The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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