i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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