32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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