So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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