ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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