He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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