If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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