We're like a lot better than the average bears
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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