Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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