let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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