: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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