ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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