i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This toilet bowl is my home.
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