When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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