i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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