Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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