why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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