You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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