why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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