Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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