idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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