If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
