that's an acceptable place to lick
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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