Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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