i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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